The Redneck Square

Nah this is a story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell ya how I went from redneck to a pencil pusher square

 

In west of Virginia born and raised

In the farmland is where I spent most of my days

Ridin’ my tractor and milkin’ them cows

And workin’ in the sun with sweat on my brow

When a couple of suits

Brought the economy down

And there weren’t no more jobs in my happy little town

I couldn’t pay one little bill and the wifey got scared

She said well now you gotta pencil push I said that just ain’t fair

 

So I hoped on my tractor and slugged down a beer

Walked inside the building, there was nuthin’ but queers

Well I guess I gotta stay and bring home the bacon

But this sure gonna take a whole lotta fakin’

 

I sat at my desk from 7 til 8

And I yelled at my soul, “Bye bye see ya later!”

I looked all around

And I just couldn’t bear

To spend my life as a pencil pusher square!

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2 Responses so far »

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    nightman1 said,

    Looks like a good time for me to trot out that old saying by Thoreau:

    “Most men live lives of quiet desperation.”

    All these years I’ve been thinking that so many people cling to religion so intensely because it solves the problem of fear of death.

    Now, after 40 years of being a worker bee, I realize that the maybe more important thing religion does is address the problem of misery in life.

    Cordially,
    Nightman1

  2. 2

    nightman1 said,

    Me again, Mr. Fellow Redneck:

    Maybe you can answer the question I ask in my most recent blog post:

    http://nightman1.wordpress.com/?p=912


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