Posts tagged Redneck song

The Hoe Down FREAK!

April 3, 2009 · Filed under Ditties · Tagged , ,

SWING YER PARTNER TO AND FRO

DANCE UNTIL YOU CANT NO MO’

GIT REAL LOW AND TOUCH THE GROUND

COME ON SOMBITCH MAKE ME PROUD!

 

THROW HER UP IN THE AIR

THEN SPIN AROUND LIKE YOU GOT NO CARES

CATCH THAT LADY AND THROW IN A DIP

BETTER BE CAREFUL DON’T LOSE THAT GRIP!

 

DO THE JIG AND MAKE A STOMP

COME ON BABY SHAKE YOUR ROMP

GIRATE AND TWIRL THEM HIPS ABOUT

OPEN THEM LIPS AND LOUDLY SHOUT

 

DOSEY DOE AND DOSEY DO

I’M HAVING FUN, HOW ‘BOUT YOU?

JIGGLE YOUR BELLY AND CLAP YER HANDS

KEEP ON GOING, YER GAINING FANS

 

GRAB YER PARTNER PULL ‘EM CLOSE

GIT SO SWEATY YE NEED A HOSE

CLAP YER HANDS ABOVE YER HEAD

YOU FOLKS ARE HOT LIKE FIRE RED

 

GIVE YER LADY A KISS ON THE CHEEK

GET HER EXCITED AND SHE’LL START TO LEAK

YEAH YOU FELLAS KNOW WHUT I’M TAKING ‘BOUT

LATER ON SHE’LL SCREAM AND SHOUT

 

SPIN YER HEAD AND SHAKE YER HAIR

SHAKE IT HARD I FREAKIN’ DARE

MOVE IT FAST THEN MOVE IT SLOW

BEND DOWN AND KISS YER LADY’S TOE

 

KEEP ON GOIN’ DON’T YOU QUIT

YER SO HOT I NEED OVEN MITS

DONT GIT SHY AND DONT BE MEEK

ERRONE DO THE HOE DOWN FREAK!

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http://schoolweb.dysart.org/schoolSites/uploads/103/805_cowboy_and_cowgirl_line_dancing(1).jpg

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Stuck in Muck

March 2, 2009 · Filed under Ditties · Tagged , ,

Welllllllllllllllllll Pencil pushin’ has killed my soul, oh I’m in a hole

Talkin’ nonsense and stumblin’ around this here grounddddd

I fought my own brain just to learn this yuck

Ohhhh And now it’s all turned to disgusting pond muck

Oh, my brain dun forgot how to talk to mah body

So I just move around like a silly robotty

This damn job has stolen all my joys

Like a sad little kid with no more toys

OHHHH my buddy and I really need some help

To get on outta here cause we’re a drownin’ fast in this nasty kelp

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Will You Marry Me? How Eugene Got Lucinda to Say Yes

February 26, 2009 · Filed under Ditties · Tagged , , , ,

Would ya love me if I sang ya a ditty?

Would ya love me if I said yer pretty?

Oh wont you be mah wifey

Lets make us a good lifey

I wants you to have mah babies

No I cant buy ya a mercedes

But I gots a big donkey

And I can dance real funky

Oh yer funny and ya make me chuckle

When I’m stupid I’ll let ya beat me with a belt buckle

I promise I’ll make ya happy

Well now I’m gittin’ all sappy

Oh wont ya be mah forever lady

‘Cause with out ya I’d go crazy


 

 

 

And the hitchin hoedown was a mighty fine affair.

 

Here her best lady fellas gittin down:

 

 

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http://kindofbruin.net/page/2/?s=dancing

 

Earl came smilin’ ear to ear in his finest overalls

redneck_overalls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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http://www.pattyandnick.com/feeds/posts/default

 

Err one had a real good time!!  YEE HAWWW

 

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Strapped fer Cash

February 2, 2009 · Filed under Ditties · Tagged , , , ,

OHHHHH

ME AND MAH FELLA IS STRAPPED FER CASH

UNDER THE BED IS AN EMPTY STASH

CAN’T AFFORD A WHITE COAT TO LOOK AT THIS RASH

GOT INSURANCE MONEY MADE MAH TRACTOR CRASH

OHHHHH

PENCIL PUSHERS MADE THE ECONOMY CRUMBLE

NAH EVEN HONEY BEES DUN LOST THEY BUMBLE

TRY TO STEP AND YE START TO STUMBLE

UNCLE SAM PUT ‘EM UP LETS RUMBLE

 

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Above is the image at: www.scripting.com/2001/09.html

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