Yes that’s right fellas, just like yer woman, a vagina gots a different mood err day. And here’s the kicker, it may or may not be in the same mood as yer woman! You might think, well I did this yesterday and the vagina was happy, so I’ll do it again today. Right? Wrong! Truth is, the vagina might not be likin’ the same thing as yesterday. Yesterday the pussy was feelin’ romantic, today it want a donkey thrashin’. You just never know. So what do you do fellas? Well you ask the pussy, and hope yer woman answers. HARHAR. No folks I’m just kiddin’. You look for the signs. If yer woman lookin’ at the paint on the walls and yer plowin’ away, well maybe you need to swivel yer hips and go nice and slow. If yer lickin’ the pussy and she be movin’ yer head by yer ears like a nintendo remote, well maybe you need to stop fightin’ her and let her hold yer head. If yer going nice and slow and she’s fallin’ asleep, well speed it up fellas! Take the cues and you’ll be on yer way to being a great pussy pleaser, just like me. HARHAR
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